ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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