I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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