Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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