she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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