btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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