I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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