Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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