im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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