Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
