I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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