Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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