When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
seriously i just wanna be friends
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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