Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
