try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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