Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Randomize
