Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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