why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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