she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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