There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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