By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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