Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
