So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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