The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
time to smoke my breakfast
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Randomize
