whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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