so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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