Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
it's like iHOP with fire
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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