btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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