A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
How does one acquire holy water?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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