He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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