I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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