I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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