no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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