So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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