And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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