so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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