Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Come see our sink grown plant.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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