it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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