i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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