I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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