Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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