Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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