Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
