how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm really busy with my period
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