yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
i think i just lost a toe
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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