im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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