And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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