I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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