I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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