we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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