Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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